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randomlysane (randomlysane) wrote,
@ 2008-02-12 18:50:00

Snarry Drabble: Smart Ass, PG13
Title: Smart Ass
Author:

randomlysane
Rating: PG13
Warnings: student/teacher flirting
Summary: Harry gets out-smarted.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything. No money. Just having fun.
A/N: Cross-posted.

“I strongly suggest you get a good night's sleep, Potter, and be sure to be here on time. Your absence tomorrow would not be excused. This is an important exam. Do you understand?”

Harry, glad that the classroom had cleared out, walked purposefully up to Snape. He raised a hand to trace a line across Snape's bottom lip and said, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

Snape smirked knowingly and replied in a silky voice. “Then I guess you would have to write the exam with your other hand.”

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	dementordelta 2008-02-13 01:06 am UTC (link)
	giggles Very cute! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	randomlysane 2008-02-14 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Glad I made you giggle! Thanks for the comment! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ensnarryed 2008-10-02 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	OUCH! (Just got poked in the eye) is blinded by dementordelta's icon YOUR ICON IS POSITIVELY OBSCENE!!!! (Is it alright if I imagine the "item" in question to belong to Snape?^^) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dementordelta 2008-10-03 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	giggles Glad you liked the icon! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	torino10154 2008-02-13 01:57 am UTC (link)
	LOL Love that last line!! Well done. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	randomlysane 2008-02-14 03:52 am UTC (link)
	This drabble was formed around that last line. Glad you liked it and thanks for the comment! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ensnarryed 2008-10-02 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Snape smirked knowingly and replied in a silky voice. “Then I guess you would have to write the exam with your other hand.” OMGLOOOOOOL I both told and heard a joke with that punch line a long time ago. ~_^ I like your snarry take on it the best, though. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	randomlysane 2008-10-02 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	I admit, I cheated. It did come from a joke I had heard. But it screamed Snape and Harry to me. Thanks for the comment! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2008-10-04 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Most good things do. :3 I am of the same opinion about Bert and Ernie (Sesame Street). Ernie's crazy hair sticking up in all directions and Bert's more manageable (READ: greased down) mane... well, it's not Drarry I am thinking of, that's for sure. :P (Reply to this) (Parent)