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randomlysane ([info]randomlysane) wrote,
@ 2007-11-16 14:37:00

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Entry tags:randomness, rl entry

A Love Story
Someone sent this to me in an email. I thought it was cute enough to share. Warning for sexual innuendo!

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy; you will beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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[info]whatthefuckbenj
2007-11-17 07:36 am UTC (link)
hehe this is cool!

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