Randomlysane

Subject:	Drabble: Code Names, Harry/Severus (sort of), Harry/Al, NC17
Time:	2:59 pm.
Music:	blessed silence.

Title: Code Names
Author:

randomlysane
Pairing: Harry/Severus (sort of), Harry/Al
Rating: NC17
Words: 436
Warnings:*incest, chan (Al is 16 though earlier is implied), DH compliant including epilogue, slightly unbalanced characters*
Summary: What's in a name? Al knows exactly.

A/N: My muse made another brief visit. I don't know where she gets her ideas. This is very twisted. This just came to me as I was trying to fall asleep last night. Written in Al's POV. I'll leave it up to you how and when all this got started. *g*

A/N 2: cross-posted to snape_potter on IJ and LJ (locked) and both my journals (unlocked).

( Code Names )

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Subject:	FIC: Intruder, Snarry, NC17
Time:	2:26 pm.
Music:	the sound of silence.

Title: Intruder
Author:

randomlysane (Not sure I deserve the title 'author' considering I used someone else's characters and plot.*g*)
Pairing: Snape/Harry, Snape/OC implied, Harry/Draco implied
Rating: NC17
Words: 1970
Beta: My sister, WickedAwnya. All remaining mistakes are on sale for a galleon each!
Warnings: Highlight to read: *slash sex (oral and anal), infidelity (off-screen), PWP, vampirism*
Summary: Harry, the prodigal husband, returns to find a changed Severus. Just who is the real intruder?
Notes: I'm popping my own cherry with this one--my first real, full-on sex scene. My muse has been on a year-long sabbatical. She visited briefly and encouraged me to write this.
Disclaimer: The characters belong to JKR. Most of the plot belongs to Portia de Costa. Portia if you're reading this (which I doubt), consider it a compliment that you're own story stuck with me and inspired me to write my own version.

cross-posted to both of my journals, snape_potter on IJ and on LJ

( Intruder )

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Subject:	html help
Time:	12:40 pm.

Could someone tell me how to hide my warnings in the header of a fic? You know where you put the warnings between asterisks and people highlight over it to read them? I have a fic ready to post but I want to hide the warnings. The last time I posted fic was over a year ago and it wasn't such a big deal then. But I have noticed since then that most everyone hides their warnings. I would appreciate it if someone would show me how to do that so I can post my fic. I tried searching several html cheat sheets but couldn't find it. Thanks!

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Subject:	Beta call, Snarry fic
Time:	6:53 pm.
Music:	ice cream truck outside.

I'm looking for a couple of betas for a short one-shot Snarry fic.

It's been a long time since I wrote anything. My muse finally made a show of herself this week and I managed to finish one of my unfinished fics.

It is Snarry. It is also a vampire fic and PWP. It's my first sex scene ever, so I would like some opinions before I post and make a fool of myself if it's bad. It is only 2000 words, so it shouldn't take long for you to look it over. I already did a spell-check and read over it myself three times.

I can send it to you in WordPad or OpenOffice (which I think is compatible with Microsoft Word). If you can look over my fic for me, I would appreciate you leaving a comment with your email where I can send it.

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Subject:	Christmas Update
Time:	9:48 am.
Music:	Holiday music.

I know, I know. Where have I been? It's been so long since I last posted. Well, quite a few things have been going on the last year. I'll tell you about it under the cut.

Yay, it's Christmas! HAPPY CHRISTMAS everyone!

I decided this year I would have a Slytherin Christmas tree. It's so pretty. All green and silver. Green, sparkly snowflakes, green and silver balls, green and silver beads. Even the angel on the top of the tree is green and silver. My mom made it for me.

( Read More )

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Subject:	Fic: Sexual Healing, Snarry, NC17
Time:	3:27 pm.

Title: Sexual Healing
Author:

randomlysane
Pairing: Snape/Harry, Harry/OCs implied
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 8,380
Beta: I asked and no one offered. But don't worry, it should be error-free.
Summary: Harry Potter, hero of the Wizarding World, doesn't like sex. As a New Year's Resolution, he decides to see a sex therapist. He is paired with Dr. Snape, who helps him work through his aversion.
A/N: AU, in the fact that Harry and Snape have never met.
Warnings: AU, graphic sex, rimming, child abuse mentioned (OC), alternating POV, attempted rape implied, simple Snape.
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR. I'm just playing with them. No money involved.

( Sexual Healing )

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Subject:	BETA, please!
Time:	5:15 pm.

Yes, I've finally written something and I need a beta (or two). This is my longest one-shot I've written to date at just over 8300 words. It is NC17 and is of course SNARRY with some Harry/OCs implied. I have reread it several times and I believe I have gotten all of the spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes. I mostly just need someone to read it and tell me if it is worth posting. Is there anything I should edit out or add to it? Things like that.

Title: Sexual Healing
Summary: Harry Potter, hero of the Wizarding World, doesn't like sex. As a New Year's Resolution, he decides to see a sex therapist. He is paired with Dr. Snape, who helps him work through his aversion.
A/N: AU, in the fact that Harry and Snape have never met.
Warnings: AU, graphic sex, rimming, child abuse mentioned (not Harry), alternating POV, attempted rape implied, simple Snape.

Just respond with your email if you're willing to beta this for me. Only do so if you are sure you can do it. I had one beta who I sent this fic to but she never sent it back. Don't know what happened. Maybe she got busy. Anyway, leave me your email addy and I'll send it to you as an attachment with "Fic: Sexual Healing" in the subject line. I will send it in rich text format (wordpad). If you make any changes, just mark it by changing the text color and if you add anything, put it in a different color too so I will see it easily.

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Subject:	Snarry Drabble: Smart Ass, PG13
Time:	6:50 pm.

Title: Smart Ass
Author:

randomlysane
Rating: PG13
Warnings: student/teacher flirting
Summary: Harry gets out-smarted.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything. No money. Just having fun.
A/N: Cross-posted.

“I strongly suggest you get a good night's sleep, Potter, and be sure to be here on time. Your absence tomorrow would not be excused. This is an important exam. Do you understand?”

Harry, glad that the classroom had cleared out, walked purposefully up to Snape. He raised a hand to trace a line across Snape's bottom lip and said, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

Snape smirked knowingly and replied in a silky voice. “Then I guess you would have to write the exam with your other hand.”

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Subject:	Update and Meme
Time:	2:37 pm.
Mood:	bored.
Music:	radio.

Well, I just finished a fic. Over 8000 words! Woot! My beta has it so I will post it soon.

Also, a meme. I posted this here and decided to post it to my journal as well.

Name: randomlysane aka: nethea, real name: Bethany
Age:34
Active Fandoms: Only HP
Likes: romance, angst and relationship angst with a happy/hopeful ending, AU and Alternate Reality, hurt/comfort, well written time travel, possessive!Snape, jealous Snape or Harry, good characterization, reversed cliches, mild BDSM, crossdressing!Harry, UST, clueless!Harry, snarky!Snape, cheeky!Harry, forced bonding, well written mpreg, EWE, vampire fics, prefer fics where Harry is between 16 and 25
Guilty Pleasure: chan
My favorite: stories that make me cry and then make me smile
Dislikes: extreme noncon and BDSM, necro, scat, beastiality, unbeta'd stories, Snape in love with Lily (even it is canon), marauder fics
Other Random Info: one daughter, HP obsessed, teaching myself Latin (so I can create my own spells for fics! and because I just love Latin), have Paranoid Personality Disorder (don't worry, I take meds for it)

How did you first get into Harry/Snape: I found fanfiction and was reading what I later found out was Mary Sue, then was looking for more stories and found Harry/Draco, then found the Dusk-til-Dawn fest in 2002
Do you write fanfic/create fanart or vids, etc: write fanfic, am still fairly new at, just finished a fic and sent it to my beta, will post it soon! But I mostly just read, read, read!
Did you trust Snape all along: I didn't start reading the books until after I watched the first movie. I was intrigued by Snape and wanted to find out more. After reading the first book, I was suspicious but pretty much convinced that Snape would turn out to be one of the good guys, simply because, even after his behaviour towards Harry, he still helped save him from falling off his broom during the Quidditch incident. Than I just filled in the blanks with the rest.

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Subject:	Drabble: Loss of Effect, Snarry, PG
Time:	10:46 pm.
Mood:	accomplished.
Music:	daughter's techno music.

Title: Loss of Effect
Author:

randomlysane
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Warnings: student/teacher, Harry is however old you want him to be.
Summary: Snape suffers a loss.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing with someone else's toys. My mother always taught me to share. Didn't yours?

~*~

"You utter imbecile, Potter! You do not add the murtlap essence before the yellow pine root!" I yell, looming over him, my face nearly in his. He simply looks back at me, seeming to be unabashed. He is quiet and umoving, completely calm.

He does not quiver, like that idiot Longbottom. Nor does he gibber apologies, like the Patil girl. He doesn't even sputter his indiginities, like his bosom buddy, Weasley.

But I see the smile in his guileful eyes, subtle enough that the others won't see it. No it is just for me.

Dammit, I shouldn't have kissed him .

~*~

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Subject:	Real life ramblings...
Time:	8:18 pm.

I figured it was about time I post again. heehee. Been busy. I've been working on my fic. It is my first chaptered fic and I have decided to finish it before posting it, just in case I have to abandon it. Though I am trying fervently not to. I have four chapters with extensive notes for chapters five and six and a few other events that will happen later on. But the whole thing feels rushed. So my sister, being the great sister that she is, has offered to help me flesh it out a bit. Once it is finished, she is going to go over it with me, chapter by chapter. Then I will run it through a beta. Then I will post it. I'm thinking about calling it "The Call of the Wild". It is set after DH. It has vampires in it. Snape is a Carpathian, which is similar to a vampire but not quite. I got the idea from another favorite author of mine, Christine Feehan. So the fic is a fanfiction from two realms. I'm a little excited about it. :)

( Want to know how bad my Thanksgiving holiday went? )

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Subject:	A Love Story
Time:	2:37 pm.

Someone sent this to me in an email. I thought it was cute enough to share. Warning for sexual innuendo!

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy; you will beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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Subject:	Pimping for my Sis: Two Rec's
Time:	1:22 pm.
Music:	old LP's.

My sister writes het and I write slash. So imagine my surprise when she writes a short slash fic. And it's pretty good too. It's about Harry after Snape's death, they were secret lovers. Check it out:

http://wickedawnya.insanejournal.com/688.html

Also, so many of us have been writing our own fixes to Snape's death in order to keep him alive. My sister wrote a little ditty, using the antidote excuse. It is very well-written. You should check it out too:

www.fanfiction.net/s/3790006/1/

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Subject:	A Howdy and a Giggle
Time:	1:29 pm.

Yes, I know it's been a while. I've been busy catching up on reading fics. I got a little behind on the SS/HP Prophet. So I got caught up there. Then I read a completed chapter fic. Then I read the Tea Series, now that it is finished. I'm one of these that waits until a fic is finished before I read it. The only thing is I get behind on other reading while I read the finished fic. I now have a list of finished fics to read. I have them all saved to read at my leisure.

On the bright side, I am working on a chaptered fic of my own. My first. It is Snarry and I have the basis of it ready. I am doing some research for it and hope to start it soon. I will wait until it is finished until I post it, just in case something happens and I have to abandon it.

( Now for a giggle: )

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Subject:	Ficlet: Good Marks, R, Snarry
Time:	4:28 pm.
Music:	Ace of Base.

Yay me! I wrote something. It's been a while. I finally am caught up on my Prophet reading. Just a few more one-shots and a couple of completed fics and I'll be done. But this little snippet popped into my head after reading

alisanne's ficlet The Scent of Home and I had to write it down. Glad to see my muse has not abandoned me.

Title: Good Marks
Author:

randomlysane
Pairing: who else? Snarry!
Rating: R (for first line)
Genre, etc: A tiny bit of smut, a tiny bit of angst, and a little bit of fluff.
Summary: Harry gets marked.
Disclaimer: In my dreams, I own it all. But in reality, I only own the plot. Written only for fun.

( Good Marks )

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Subject:	Back in the saddle again!
Time:	7:46 pm.
Music:	Naruto cartoon movie.

Yaaayyy! I'm back! My computer is fixed and I now have internet. So now I am planning on spending every free minute catching up on my Prophet reading and then I'm gonna check out the Bring Back the Porn challenge fics.

Yeah, my computer. I feel like an idiot really. See my problem started a few months ago. It would constantly reboot itself and when it opened back up, it always showed something different than my desktop. Screens with codes, F8 screen, blue screen of death,...you name it. So I took it to a comp shop to get it fixed. They thought it was my RAM, messed with it and sent it back to me in worse shape than it went in. So a friend and I fixed that and then reinstalled windows. And it still reboots. So this guy at work said he would look at it for me. I spent $135 dollars at the shop and reinstalled windows when all it needed was a good blow job! Seriously. You know those cans of air with a nozzle that you spray all over the inside of your computer? Yep, that's all it needed. A good cleaning. Blow jobs fix almost anything, don't they girls?

So now I'm a happy camper and I have my own supply of blow job cans on hand for future use. I may not be able to keep up with my friends list while I'm catching up on my reading. I hope to pop in to see a few of you though, here and there. I think I'll go through all the drabbles and art links first, since they take less time. Then the one-shots, then the completed fics. I always wait until a fic is complete before I read it. Yeah, I'm one of those types. But I usually leave more detailed reviews that way.

Don't know when I'll get around to writing my own stuff again. I've had a few different ideas that I hope to write out soon. We'll see. Anyway, gonna go read now!

edit: I just read the first drabble (by alisanne) and I was smiling just to be reading Harry and Snape again! A week really is too long to go without the snarry!

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